THE SUGARMAN SAYS

YOU CAN'T SHAKE HANDS WITH A CLENCHED FIST
A few seasons ago a young premiership striker scored a hat trick of sublime quality. The speed of thought, flight of foot and clinical accuracy made the three goals rank amongst the most simple, yet clinical I have ever seen.

I DRINK, THEREFORE I AM
It’s the duty of The Sugarman to point out that EVERY cricket fans worth his salts knows by far and away the most important statistic in the history of test cricket is, 52

Use All Your Talents To Bet
Use what talents you possess, the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best.

Liquor
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

Racism
Racial superiority is a mere pigment of the imagination.

Deviation
Without deviation progress is not possible.